Baby, you are my Tijuana Taxi." "Me -- trying to sleep on the bus station bench, pleading with you to give me a cigarette; you -- choking on my odor, tripping over your purse trying to get away; at the last moment, our eyes meeting. Must wear size five shoes." "There is a little place in the jumbled sock drawer of my heart where you match up all the pairs, throw out the ones with holes in them, and buy me some of those neat dressy ones with the weird black and red geometrical designs on them." "Morbidly overweight, seriously competitive computer gamer with creative genius wrt online persona... Anyway, I gotta go take a ****, so I'll just wait for you ladies to respond. Please send photograph of tractor." And my favorite so far....

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All around us we see gorgeous people, on television, in movies and magazines.

We see ugly people too, but they're not the main actors.

I think we all get a little irked when we see messages on social networks that are garbled, and unreadable We can forgive typos, a little bad spelling, even some incorrect word use.

Here are some compassionate, sensitive men who will be proud to share their feminine side with the lady of their life.

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