Believe me, if even one of these 50th birthday jokes can bring a smile to your beloved's face, you have given them their most precious and sought-after gift, happiness."The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest.You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down." ~ T. Eliot"Cultivate friendships with people much older than yourself. Please do not say a tie that matches the hue of your eyes 'cause it's exceedingly difficult to find a bloodshot tie.""Growing old is a question of mind over matter.He is apt to be aggressive and spontaneous, and this is one man who likes to take the lead.At the same time, the Aries man is highly protective of his lover, being quite willing to fight (literally or figuratively) for her, and this is a big part of his appeal. If you`re not "in the mood" he might take the slightest rejection quite hard.Oluchi Onweagba Onweagba is a sexy, very fit Nigerian model that is known globally.Her shoots have gone as far as half nude, yet her gorgeous smile still leaves more for a man to enjoy and look at which is very impressive—a killer smile and body! Agbani Darego Darego has won Miss World, Miss Africa, and Miss Nigeria. She has a very timid, yet appealing smile and thin body that compliments the sexy tone of her skin and long dark hair. So, instead of feeling old and frustrated, one should make the most of this occasion.
And sure I include seasonal christmas jokes and april fools.
I know some will feel a little childish about doing this but hey they're becoming children again, remember?
Also, young ones in the family can actually write these jokes out in colorful and decorated charts and display it all over the place during the birthday party.
This will make you feel so much younger."Age is a number and yours is unlisted.""You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely." ~ Ogden Nash First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down. Provided you don't mind it really doesn't matter.""Life is a theater - growing old the drama to be performed.
~ Leo Rosenberg The cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out. It's just unfortunate that no dress rehearsal is allowed.""At age 50, everyone has the face he deserves." ~ George Orwell"You know you're getting old when the only way to accurately tell your age is by carbon dating.""I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent." ~ Wendy Cope"Looking forty is great if you're fifty!